Cape Cod 2009 Motions

CAPE COD 2009 MOTIONS

 

ROUND ONE

THW subsidize organic food production.

 

ROUND TWO

THW mandate biannual AIDS testing for all citizens.

 

ROUND THREE

TH prefers a strong dictatorship to a weak democracy

 

ROUND FOUR

THW turn failed states into United Nations protectorates

 

ROUND FIVE

THW adopt a two child family policy.

 

FINALS

THW forcefeed anorexics.

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